i have a new girlfriend! pt. 2
do you know what my new girlfriend just said on instant messeger? “sometimes sleeping feels so arbitary.” what a weird girl, right? so, things are going pretty well, i think, well to the point that i can probably stop calling her by her name and start calling her all kinds of cool and really intimate nicknames (nb: some people call these “pet names”). but you know it can be tricky using these names, sometimes people don’t like them! for example, there was this one girl who i always called “little animal” and she would say “i am not a little animal!” but she would be squealing it, kind of like a little animal, all hairless and naked and rolling around on the bed. here are some “pet names” i have decided might be weird:
1. mouse. nobody wants to be a mouse, right because they’re dirty? but she is little and has this little mouse who comes into her room and eats cake she leaves out and one day she was telling me about the mouse and i was thinking, it’s you who is the little mouse!
2. bunny. this is another animal one. i think it’s something about her teeth that remind me of rabbits. they’re all kind of a yellow and too sharp, and i think they’re great but i am sure that would make her feel weird—who wants to have a name because they havelittle weird yellow teeth? nobody!
3. lil’ ass. i think i should really keep this one to myself but sometimes it’s pretty hard, mostly when she is walking out of her room to go to the bathroom, it’s really great!
