Nov
30
new column: i have a new girlfriend!
hi, i’m Mike, and i have a new girlfriend! she doesn’t have health insurance but she has been to college, which is great. these are angles i think my new girlfriend looks good from:
1. a kind of sideways-type angle, like when she is sleeping on her side, maybe naked.
2. above. she is way shorter than me so this is basically the default angle.
3. below, like when sex is happening and she is on top. (she is pretty good at sex but i won’t tell you all about that right just yet!)
