First Literary Boner
I was just browsing the I Love Everything forum and started reading the All Dragonlance thread. Having read the books myself when ages 14-15, I was curious. They were bad, sexually immature fantasy geek fodder, rife with beautiful women capable of giving you a telepathic blow-job (thinking of Angelina Jolie’s computer rendition in Beowulf). I found this post:
there was a sex scene in the second book. Tanis or whatever, the
half-elf dude, got it on with one of the chicks in the group in the
forest moonlight. My first boner.— Bumfluff, Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:05 (3 years ago) Link
I came to Dragonlance sort of late in the game, and I believe my puffy-letter fantasy actually started with a series called “The Belgariad” when I was 11 or so. I’d probably read some trashy thrillers before that, Dean Koontz comes to mind, but the druid elf princess Ce’Nedra touched a primitive and true chord of lust in my only-just-pre-ejaculatory being. She was young, red headed and probably wore armor and nothing else. She hated her destined mate, archetypal hard-to-get.
When I read the Narnia books a year or so later, each of the Pevensie sisters has their own particular sexual appeal. Susan, the stern law-giver/dominatrix, and Lucy, a fragile cupcake of beauty.I’m sure the bifurcated DK consciousness/sub-consciousness contains much more on this subject. Forthcoming…
